Are you not entertained?
And this is what you think of us?
Oh, Tempora.
Oh, Morris.
Salute.
Minerva here, esteemed Roman goddess of reason, wisdom, handicrafts, and war.
It's come to my attention that many of you have been thinking about ancient Rome a lot.
But how much do you really know?
I'll be the judge.
Let's play a little game I like to call Duo Vera et Mendacium, or to the rest of you, Two Truths and a Lie.
