Folks, if you watch the show, you know I spend most of my time right over there in the news cocina, gently sautéing the most topical story onions and peppers before adding calasparra rice, shrimp, homemade fish stock, and just a kiss of azafran.
to serve you the hearty and flavorful Spanish arroz caldoso that is my monologue.
But sometimes, folks, after a raccoon that I've angered shoves me into a ravine, I scrape what's left of an airplane packet of Cheez-Its into a discarded tuna can with some go-go squeeze and boil it over a Bic lighter to make the hobo paella of news that is my segment.
You know what?
It's a message of hope.
Meanwhile is a message of hope.
Meanwhile, last week the world's oldest baby was born from a human embryo that was frozen in the 1990s, which is why when the baby came out it said, voila!
Babies, babies are funny.
Meanwhile, if you love sports and love movies, please pick Elaine, but also... If you'll, you'll be excited to hear that Bend It Like Beckham, a sequel, is finally in the works, more than 20 years after the original.
That's exciting.
