How many of y'all got jobs?
Oh, that's a good one.
I'm gonna tell you something.
You know how people say honesty is the best policy?
Wait a minute.
You ain't never heard of it or you just ain't doing it?
You've heard honesty is the best policy.
You do know that that's not always the case.
Especially if you're gonna show up late for work.
You just can't honestly say what happened.
