- Never before in the history of this round ass earth of ours has there been so many viable vehicle options that could contribute positively to a man's aesthetic and make him appear, I do dare say cooler and never before has the definition of cool been so broad.
The cultural palette is accepting of all kinds of dude flavors these days and if you do it right, you can make just about any style feel cool.
Your car is your most expensive outfit and it blows my mind bone to hear some well dressed dude in a fire ass fit who takes care of his bod and reads hard books in public.
Say, I don't really care what kind of car I drive as long as it gets me from point A to point B. What the fuck are you talking about?
Cars are the third coolest thing that humankind has ever invented right behind houses and medicine and it's getting harder and harder to realistically purchase either of those things.
So cars it is, but which car?
Well, that's where I come in today.
We are gonna look at nine cars at wildly different price points that represent nine wildly different types of cool guys and figure out the best one for you using math.
Cool equals style plus uniqueness plus popularity plus function.
First up, E 34 BMW five series.
