A person should always choose a costume which is in direct contrast to her own personality.

Is Linus taking me to the party?

That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch, making his yearly fool of himself. - Boy, is he strange.

But maybe there is a Great Pumpkin.

Every year, Linus misses tricks or treats, and then the Halloween party.

He'll never learn.

Do I get to go trick-or-treating this year, big brother?

- Sure, Sally. - Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

- How do we do it? - All you have to do is walk up to a house, ring the doorbell, and say, "Tricks or treats."

- Are you sure it's legal? - Of course it's legal.