Oh, my god! Are you kidding me? !

天啊 这是在逗我吗！

Esteem yourself and you will be respected by others.

你自己，你会得到别人的。

" You didn't ask them to fly that wretched car -"

你并没有叫他们开那辆破车。”

How old did you say you were?

你说你多大了？

You know what they say? Opposites attract!

你知道他们说什么吗？异性相吸！

But if you've ever been to the movies, you'd be familiar with their scent.

如果你看过相关电影，就会对这种动物所散发出的气味并不陌。

So you're teenage daughter's marrying a birdman.

所以你们的青春期的女儿要嫁给一个鸟人了。

You might think these shopping lists would be focused around lovely requirements.

你或许以为我们的择偶条件会聚焦于美好的优点。

And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village...

他住在一个小村里，而你也住在小区里。

You'll see it attached to the video.

你会看到它被附在本视频后（注：在【Engvid-Alex-课】中可看）。

What do you do in your leisure time?

你在业余时间都做些什么?

You get a great sear on it, both sides.

煎到微焦，两面都是。

Willpower is the personal strength you have that enables you to do something difficult.

毅力是指个人拥有的战胜困难的力量。

I hate you so much right now.

我现在恨死你了。

When Draco points his wand at you, you do this.

当德拉科用他的魔杖指着你时，你就这么做。

If you play a trick on someone after midday, you are the April Fool.

要是在午后捉弄别人，那你就是“April Fool”。

It's an elephant. You can touch it.

它是一头大象。你们可以摸摸它。

By doing what we're doing, you will see results like you've never seen before.

只要持之以恒，我们就会看到前所未见的奇迹。

But the real test is not whether challenges come; it's how you face them.

问题不是去考虑如何规避挑战，而是要想好如何应对。

You know what really gets my goat?

你们知道我很讨厌什么吗？