Yeah? Well, if you don't mind the hemorrhoids and the nausea, it's quite the party.

么？你要不算上痔疮和呕吐怀孕，倒的确不错。

Officially, it was a nasty bout of hemorrhoids.

官方的说法，他的严重的痔疮。

That's going to be a long poop. You're going to have some hemorrhoids after that.

这将一个很长的便便。之后你就会得痔疮。

Not only will this more natural stance make the movement faster and easier, but it will help prevent colon disease and hemorrhoids.

不仅仅这种更加自然的姿势让你排便更快更容易，而且有助于避免感染结肠病和痔疮。

I'm fighting a losing battle with hemorrhoids here.

同痔疮搏斗 我注定要吃仗。

I don't have hemorrhoids. - I hear different. May I finish?

我没有痔疮。-我听不太一样。我能讲完吗？

Well, what have you got, hemorrhoids?

呃，你得了什么病，痔疮？

The right position can actually help prevent other issues like hemorrhoids or constipation.

正确的姿势实际上有助于预防其他问题，如痔疮或便秘。

You don't need hemorrhoids to enjoy it.

无论有没有痔疮都能享用。

We no longer have a hemorrhoid problem.

我们不再有痔疮问题了。

I got the hemorrhoid commercial! I start Monday!

我要拍痔疮广告了 周一就开始！

Who am I wrestling for the hemorrhoid doughnut?

我跟谁掰腕子才能抢甜甜圈形痔疮垫呀？

Ooh, I forgot my sweet hemorrhoid doughnut I scored.

差点忘了我抢到的甜甜圈形痔疮坐垫。

Experts say this can reduce pressure on your intestines, lower the risk of hernias and cut down on hemorrhoids.

专家表示， 这可以减轻肠道压力，降低疝气风险， 并减少痔疮的发生。

And I know the guilt fueling this peculiar tirade is obviously already swollen bigger than your hemorrhoids

我知道，这种特别的长篇大论所带来的罪恶感显然已经超过了你的痔疮。

Hemorrhoids are swollen veins near the anus and rectum, which can be painful and lead to itching and bleeding.

痔疮肛门和直肠附近的肿胀静脉，会引起疼痛并导致瘙痒和出血。

For instance, you might get external hemorrhoids, which are swollen veins in your rectum that can be painful and itchy and cause bleeding.

例如，您可能会患上外痔，这直肠中肿胀的静脉，可能会疼痛和发痒并导致出血。

For headaches, the temples; for liver problems, the little finger on the right hand; and for hemorrhoids, the back of the legs.

对于头痛，太阳穴；如果肝脏有问题， 右手的小指；对于痔疮，则在腿后部。

Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables, I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.

不过上了四年的表演课 当了四年服务员之后 我出演了一个痔疮广告 和一个保龄球球道上面扮演过安妮·弗兰克。

You have a little birdie carved under your arm, that tells me you have a high tolerance for humiliation, so I figure it's not hemorrhoids.

你胳膊下刻着一只小鸟，说明你忍辱负重，估计不痔疮。