Is it a bong, mother? Please. I didn't take you for a stoner.

这是个大烟管吗，妈妈？拜托，我不还有这种好。

If he wasn't home by six o'clock—boom, boom, bong, bong, all around the city.

如果他六点前不回家——嘭，嘭，嘭，嘭，城里到处都是这样响声。

Excuse me? Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

说什么？用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Listen to that. Those are-those are the bing bongs of a woman in love with you.

听，这是一个着女人乒乓声。

You didn't know how to use a bong and now you're trying to tell me how to flip weed?

都不怎么吸水烟，现在来告诉我怎么飞叶子？

Love isn't enough. Where would we live, here, with your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

光有是不够。我们住哪儿，这儿，和室友们吗？卫生间里唯一是一个水烟枪。

Every 100 years, it will make a louder, bong sound.

每过 100 年，它就会发出更响亮砰砰声。

How long did it take you to build that bong?

花了多长时间制作那个烟管？

You know the old days, bing, bong.

以前日子，叮，咚。

And finally, do you think guns go bing bong?

最后，觉得枪会发出“叮叮当当”声音吗？

Gareth in Newcastle says, can you give me a bing bong please, Greg?

来自纽卡斯尔加雷斯说，格雷格，能给我来个“叮咚”吗？

Yes, we'll give you a bing bong.

是，我们会给一个叮当响。

Bing bong, Dominic from the future here.

叮咚，未来多米尼克在此。

He's close to being a bong ripper.

他差不多就是个抽大麻。

I just want to live together with all the other bongs.

我只想和其他所有bongs一起生活。

It continues, you're probably, no, it's bing bong, you're probably still annoyed.

接着说，大概，不，是“叮咚”，大概还是觉得烦。

You know, I'm sure you enjoyed the occasional bong hit.

我觉得偶尔抽上几口肯定很享受。

The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong.

洗手间里唯一家具就是根水管。

Did you smoke that bong before you beat the guy with it?

用烟筒打人之前是不是先吸了一口？

Max turned our old one into a bong.

Max把我们旧电视给炸了。