Please relax.
You know what?
You see here, we have a full house tonight, as we always do here at our studio in Hollywood, which might be surprising for those of you in other parts of the country who have been watching cable news and believe this city is some kind of totalitarian hellscape right now.
It most certainly is not.
In fact, let's take a look outside, because I want you to see what it's like in Hollywood right now.
You won't see this elsewhere on television.
Not only is it not an apocalypse, they're having a Disney-Pixar movie premiere right now for Ellio, a movie about aliens.
Don't tell Trump.
He'll send the Green Berets in, too.
But I just want to say thank God for President Trump and the heroes at ICE for protecting us from these bloodthirsty fruit stand vendors spreading their dangerous pineapple chunks and mangoes with a squirt of lime all over the city.
